Ok, so I don't speak French and can only just barely read some. Big Boy's credit/IB situation at UWM is still unresolved, his professor was not being helpful, and "Chucky" the assistant dean still has his head firmly stuck up his... you get the idea.
Sadly, as is usually the case with Big Boy, he procrastinated too long. The last day to change a class from credit to audit was Monday. I told him to drop the class. He shouldn't be in it anyway, being as he took it in high school (and got an A+), but still I'm a little sad for him. And annoyed at him. He's only got 13 credits now and he's free every day beginning at 11 am, except for Mondays. It's also too late to pick up a class, of course. He is going to work on transferring to UW-Madison in the fall, which actually has a Russian program. He needs a 2.6 to transfer and he's going to have to work pretty hard to achieve that this semester.
If only I'd Googled a little sooner. Turns out, that despite the shiny web pages advertising both a Russian major and minor, UWM doesn't really have a program at all. "Joe" only got his degree in 2004 and is the only full time Russian faculty. He himself called UWM's Russian program "nearly-defunct" in an alumni magazine (not UWM's magazine, of course). There is no study abroad program, and given Joe's outstanding skills in advocating for his students, Big Boy would likely have gone to Russia to study for a year only to return to a "nearly defunct program" that would not recognize his credits. Despite what is says on the shiny web page:
We strongly encourage Russian Majors and Minors to complete a study abroad experience in Russia as part of their Russian degree program — be it a few weeks over the summer or an academic year. Students can choose from dozens of study abroad programs according to their needs and interests. Transfer credits from an approved study abroad program can be counted toward the Russian degree requirements, and our students have transferred credits from universities in Moscow, St. Petersburg, and Saratov in recent years.I doubt Joe has the integrity or the clout to actually have Big Boy's transfer credits approved. I really want to kick his ass. It's probably a good thing I don't live closer. Hmm... I suppose publishing his social security number on the web would be in bad form, wouldn't it? Darn bar oath and all that swearing to be honest and uphold the law.
Running after work has been successful. 7 on Tuesday with the pooch, who got so filthy that she had to have a shower. She is white and fluffy and clean now. She even smells good. 7 this afternoon as well, but it's colder than Tuesday!
little boy heads to the dentist in the morning. The office called to confirm the appointment.
[cell phone rings]
me: Hello?
office: umm... is [little boy] there?
me: No, he's at school.
office: umm... at school?
me: Yes, at school.
office: umm... how old is he?
me: He's 15.
office: umm... well, then... can I speak to his parents?
me: That would be me.
office: Ok. umm... [little boy] has an appointment tomorrow at 9 a.m.
me: Yes, I know. We'll see you then.
office: umm... ok. Bye.
me: Bye. [click]
Then she called about 15 minutes later asking me how to spell little boy's last name. Uhh, girly, it's on his insurance card. I have had my doubts about this dentist, but we've been going to him since the boys were on MNCare when I was in law school and he was one of the only dentists I could find that would even accept MNCare, so I feel obligated. And it's close to little boy's school, so getting him there is relatively convenient. But sheesh, the office staff!